Solid Ear Plugs
$60.00
Custom Filtered Plugs
Free shipping
Description
🌊 Custom Molded Ear Plugs
Noise? Water? Snoring partner? Denied by the Mothership.
Individually sculpted by enslaved Earth-based artisans (they’re actually quite skilled), these medical-grade silicone plugs are custom-molded from ear impressions to create a seal that blocks chaos and lets you rest, swim, or work in comfort.
☄️ Features:
- 37+dB attenuation for powerful sound suppression
- Crafted from soft, medical-grade silicone
- Waterproof design—perfect for swimming, surfing, and sensory sanity
- Ideal for sleeping, loud environments, or battles with snoring bunkmates
- Custom fit = no pressure, no slipping, all-day wear
- 1-year guarantee against material and workmanship defects
🛸 Included with Every Order:
- Hand-crafted custom earplugs
- Alien Ears protective case
- Peace and quiet (finally)
