Impression Kit (re-order)

Description

🧬 Impression Kit Reorder (a.k.a. Alien Army Induction Kit)

For returning recruits only. No new lifeforms, please.

This kit is reserved exclusively for existing Alien Ears customers who have received a bad impression notice and need to submit new impressions for their custom fit.

⚠️ VERY IMPORTANT:

• Do NOT order this if you’re placing a new product order—a free kit will be sent automatically
• If you do not have a current bad impression notice or repair issue, please contact us or your order may be canceled
• In that case, the Mothership may initiate bioplasmic reconstitution protocols (trust us, you don’t want to be zapped into a goo blob) 🛸

📦 What’s Included:

• Alien Ears Ear Impression Kit
• Instructions for proper ear casting
• Free ride into the Alien Army (figuratively)